Good Jokes

Joke: What is 50 cent known as in Zimbabwe?

Joke: A man joins a golfing tournament, but he is a terrible golfer. Lucky for him an evil leprechaun lives on the course and offers him a deal, "I will make you win this tournament, if you promise to never marry!"

The man agrees and indeed wins the tournament. Afterwards the leprechaun approaches the man, "Remember, you can't marry anybody now!"

Adjusting his collar the priest replies, "Yeah, whatever."

Joke: Why don't most buildings have a 13th floor?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
You. If you don't answer the door.

Joke: What is yellow and wears a mask?