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Joke: Some students are supposed to prove all odd numbers are prime. The first student says "3 is prime, 5 is prime, and 7 is prime. So by induction, all odd numbers are prime."
The physics student doesn't like this so he says "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is experimental error. So all odd numbers are prime."
The computer scientist doesn't like how long that method takes so he writes a program to test numbers for them. He runs the program and reads the output "1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime."
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Joke: A kid takes a chemistry test, but in order to pass the class he has to get a perfect score on the test. He studied hard, but when he gets it back he got 1 question wrong. The question was "How many valence electrons does hydrogen have?" In a rush he answered "2".
Depressed, he walks home. But as he is walking he kicks a random lamp. He picks up the lamp and suddenly a genie flies out of it. He says "I will grant you one wish!"
The kid replies "I wish got that question right," and the universe explodes.
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Joke: Mathematics is composed of 50 percent proofs, 50 percent formulas, and 50 percent imagination.
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Joke: Yo mama is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes!
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Joke: Yo mama's fat, her yearbook pictures were taken with Google Earth.
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