Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the kid wear swim trunks made of francium to the pool party?

Joke: Yo mama's like the sun. Big, round, and hard to look at.

Joke: Do you wanna hear a construction joke?

Joke: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

Joke: It was a really hot day at the office because the air conditioning was down. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating.

All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the most hideous smell anyone had ever smelled.

One man, popping his head out of his cubicle said, "Oh, man! Someone's deodorant isn't working!"

A man in the corner replied, "It can't be me... I'm not wearing any."