Good Jokes

Joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?

Joke: Why do mother kangaroos hate the rain?

Joke: Chuck Norris has been known to have a hot temper. Sometimes he must visit the sun too cool down.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself she gets charged for long-distance.

Joke: What should homophones wear to protect themselves from homosexuality?