Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn't it?

Joke: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Joke: Why'd the man's wife think he was dreaming about writing The Lord of the Rings?

Joke: A cable installer walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 10 PM and 7 AM."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
No, it's just me. I'm trying to tell a joke.