Good Jokes

Joke: Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?

Joke: Where does a sheep get its hair cut?

Joke: Chuck Norris tore a teddy bear's head off... And it bled.

Joke: A 90 year old woman goes on a date with a 91 year old man. When she gets home to her daughter she tells her "I had to slap him 4 times."

The daughter asks "Was he getting fresh?"

The old woman replies "No, I thought he had expired!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Danglerdoo!
John Danglerdoo who?
Really, how many John Danglerdoo's do you know? Let me in it's cold out here.