Good Jokes

Joke: The farmer counted 199 cattle in his field.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give up their information.

Joke: Chuck Norris can eat water and drink food.

Joke: Where do physicists get most of their supplies?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honda!
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my first love gave to me!