Good Jokes

Joke: Why did they bury the battery?

Joke: Where does a fish go when it gets hurt?

Joke: "Hey Mom?" asked Little Johnny, "Can you give me $20?"

"Certainly not," She replied.

"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."

His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"

"He said, 'Hey Maria, could you make sure I've got clean socks tomorrow.'"

Joke: Why don't mathematicians drink?

Joke: Chuck Norris played with LEGO's once as a kid. The Egyptians took credit for it.