Good Jokes

Joke: What do you do if life hands you melons?

Joke: How do you get the water into watermelon?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Coma!
Coma who?
Coma little closer and I'll tell you!

Joke: Yo mama's so dirty, they used to call it a jumpoline before yo mama got on it!

Joke: Bringing a gun to a knife fight is like bringing Chuck Norris to an atomic bomb fight.