Good Jokes

Joke: A blonde girl takes her goldfish to the vet and tells the vet "I think my goldfish is having seizures."

The vet looks into the bowl, "Looks fine to me."

The girl snaps back at him, "Hold on! Let me get him out of his bowl first!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moosh!
Moosh who?
Pork!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, you have to check Google Maps for her baby photos.

Joke: Some people say the answer to everything is Chuck Norris, this is also Chuck Norris' shoe size. Coincidence?