Good Jokes

Joke: Why are so many people afraid of mimes?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting c-
Mooooo!

Joke: A preacher is coming to the end of his sermon and he tells the congregation, "In preparation for next week's sermon, everybody read Leviticus chapter 28."

Next week when everybody comes in the preacher follows up, "Now who read Leviticus chapter 28?" Almost everybody raises their hands. The preacher says, "Okay, good. There is no Leviticus chapter 28. I'd like to begin my sermon on lying."

Joke: Why is solar energy so slow to catch on?

Joke: What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?