Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the dalmatian need glasses?

Joke: Yo mama is so mean, she has no standard deviation.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's the only person who can legally carry around 100 kilo of crack!

Joke: Jalapenos dare each other to taste Chuck Norris.

Joke: A doctor, a priest, and an army general are all flying in a plane together. To help the people the doctor drops a first aid kit and the priest drops a bible. The army general has nothing else to drop so he drops a grenade.

They land on the ground and first they find a man playing with the bandages from the first aid kit. Next they find a man unconscious on the ground with the bible next to him. Finally they come to a young boy who is laughing hysterically. When they ask him what is so funny he replies "My grandpa farted and my house exploded!"