Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris placed first in a race... The human race.

Joke: A billion neutrinos walk into a bar. A couple say ouch.

Joke: There has only ever been one person smarter than Chuck Norris, Steven Hawking... And he got what he deserved.

Joke: When does it rain money?

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion tells her "Stay over there!"