Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.

Joke: What do you call a man with no shins?

Joke: Two men are out hunting when one of them suddenly drops dead. He calls 911 immediately. The operator says "Can I help you sir?"

The man replies "I think my friend is dead! Get an ambulance! What should I do?"

The operator replies "Okay, calm down sir. First we have to make sure he is dead."

There is silence, then a gun shot, then the man comes back on "Okay, what now?"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, to get her through a doorway you have to grease the frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side.

Joke: Your mama's so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.