Good Jokes

Joke: A pregnant woman asked her boss if she could have the day off because she wasn't feeling too well. He tells her the only way she is leaving work is if she starts her contractions. So she yells "Can't, didn't, won't, shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there!
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!

Joke: What's the best part thing about alphabet soup?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sombrero!
Sombrero who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow!

Joke: How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?