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Joke: Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.

The Lord's prayer: 66 words.

Archimedes' Principle: 67 words.

The 10 Commandments: 179 words.

The Gettysburg address: 286 words.

The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.

The US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words.


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Joke: Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?


Punch line: The directions said "Put in the oven at 180 degrees."


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Joke: Why did dinosaurs go extinct? Chuck Norris wanted new toys.


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Joke: What does somebody who has dyslexia, insomnia, and schizophrenia think about?


Punch line: They ponder the existence of dog all night.


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Joke: Why is the tan function so quick to differentiate?


Punch line: It ends in secs.


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