Good Jokes

Joke: A statistician died trying to walk around the earth. His last words, "On average, it's not that deep."

Joke: Mathematician 1: What is the integral of 1/cabin?
Mathematician 2: Log cabin?
Mathematician 1: No, you forgot the C. It's a houseboat.

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Joke: How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Joke: A mathematician sees three people go into a building. Later he sees four people leave. When he is asked how many people are in the building he replies, "Well, if one person entered the house it would be empty."