Good Jokes

Joke: Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Joke: Your mamas so fat her cloak size is quidditch pitch

Joke: Your mamas so stinky even dobby wouldn't except one of her socks

Joke: What did the bee say to the flower?

Joke: Yo momma so fat, she ask Semrod to make her thin. And he said "I cannot, it's out of my power