Good Jokes

Joke: How do you know when your hallucinations are getting better?

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd, he has an entire constellation.

Joke: Two kids are in the bathroom. As one is leaving the other yells to him, "In the fourth grade they teach us to wash our hands after we pee."

The other kid yells back, "In the fifth grade they teach us not to piss on our hands."

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I.
I who?
Oh my gosh! The amnesia is worse that I thought!