Funny Jokes

Joke: How do you make holy water?

Joke: Where do poor meatballs live?

Joke: What did the astronomer say after watching the sky for 24 hours?

Joke: A kid from Texas is on the Yale campus for the very first time. He approaches a student and says, "Hey, can you tell me where the library is at?" The Yale student replies "At Yale, we don't end a sentence with a preposition." The kid says, "Sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, jerk?"

Joke: Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?