Funny Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Holla Lula!
Holla Lula who?
Holla lula! It's raining men! Hallelujah!

Joke: Why don't most buildings have a 13th floor?

Joke: A man smells his wife making his favorite cookies as he is about to die. He decides to crawl downstairs to get one final treat before he goes. As he reaches for one of the cookies his wife smacks his hand with the spatula, "No! Those are for the funeral."

Joke: A man and his wife are listening to a guy explain his religious beliefs saying, "Every time you die you are reincarnated as a different creature."

His wife replies, "I want to be a cow!"

The man says, "No, a different one."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who!