Funny Jokes

Joke: What do ducks like to smoke?

Joke: An Asian woman goes to the bank to exchange some Yen for dollars. She hands the teller the same amount as she did the previous day but gets less American dollars in return. She asks the tell, "Why I get less today? Before I get a hundret and now only eighty?"

The teller tells her, "Fluctuations."

The lady replies, "Fluck you white people too!"

Joke: What's green, fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree?

Joke: What do you call a pile of kittens?

Joke: What is the formula for ice?