Funny Jokes

Joke: There once was a boy named Little Tommy. He named his house belly and his cat button. One day he said to his mom: I looked all over my belly but I couldn't find my button!

Joke: What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?

Joke: A blonde goes to the doctor after hurting herself. The doctor tells her, "You're going to have to take it easy at work for a couple of weeks." He then gives her a note for her employer.

When the blonde brings the note to her employer he tells her, "Okay, I guess you're going to have to have light duty for the next few weeks."

The blonde replies, "Oh no! I don't know how to change lights."

Joke: A man walks up to another man and asks him , "Are you a lawyer?"

The other man replies, "Yes I am."

The other guy asks, "How much do you charge?"

The lawyer replies, "$500 per 4 questions."

The other guy replies, "Isn't that a little much?"

The lawyer replies, "Maybe, you have one more question."

Joke: Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?