Funny Jokes

Joke: What do you call a cow that gets an abortion?

Joke: A little girl asked her grandpa to make a frog noise. He asked, "Why?"

She replied, "Dad says were going to Disneyland when you croak!"

Joke: Have you heard about joanke?

Joke: A German guy arrives at a Polish airport and the immigration officer asks him, "Occupation?"

The German replies, "No, I'm just visiting."

Joke: Where does a black bird go to when it wants to get a drink?