Funny Jokes

Joke: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.

Joke: Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Joke: What are two reasons people wear diapers?

Joke: A man is with his wife on his deathbed. He leans towards her, "Honey, I have one last wish. After I die, marry Joe."

She replies, "I thought you hated Joe?"

He looks her deeply in the eyes and with his last breath says, "I do."