Funny Jokes

Joke: A man's children were curious about their names. The man's daughter asked him, "Dad, how did i get my name?" The father replied, "Well, you were laying down under a tree and a rose fell on your head, so i named you rose."

The second daughter asked, "Dad, how did i get MY name?" The father replied. "Well, you were laying down under a tree and a lily fell on your head, so i named you Lily."

Then his son came in the room and yelled, "RAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRRR!!!"

The father replied, "Shut up, Brick!"

Joke: Why does nobody want to enter a contract with Wolverine?

Joke: 2 guys walk on to a bar.One guy says duck. The other guy hit the bar.

Joke: Joe Bob goes to Billy Bob's barn to see what he's been up to. He sees Billy stripping for his John Deere tractor. He slowly removes his overalls and twerks on it. Joe bursts in and asks, "Billy! What are you doing?"

Billy exclaims, "Dang Joe! You scared the life out of me! Me and the wife went to counseling and the therapist says I need to do something sexy to a tractor."

Joke: How is a wife like a hand grenade?