Funny Jokes

Joke: Is Schrodinger's cat alive?

Joke: A police officer came to my house trying to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.

I told him, "My dog doesn't even have a bike."

Joke: What do you call a gay dentist?

Joke: A man is stunned when his hot, newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him, "Are you free tonight?"

He blurts out, "Yes!"

She asks, "Great! Would you watch my kids?"

Joke: What happened to the case of the hole in the university's girl's locker room?