Funny Jokes

Joke: Why are the Irish so wealthy?

Joke: A blonde wife texts her husband while he is at work saying "Windows frozen."

He responds "Pour some room temperature water over it."

She texts him "No longer frozen, computers dead."

Joke: John got his girlfriend pregnant. Ever since then he has changed drastically. He has a new address, phone number, and name.

Joke: What is a job everybody can see themselves doing?

Joke: A man goes home and asks his wife, "If I won the lotto, what would you do?"

She replies, "I'd leave you and take half."

The man pulls out a ticket, "I just won $10. Here's five, now get out."