Funny Jokes

Joke: Two fish are in a tank and they see a cat. One fish yells to the other, "Fire!"

Joke: A man tells the lady that takes tickets at the airport, "Send one of my bags to New York, one to Denver, and one to Miami."

The lady replies, "We can't do that sir."

The man replies, "Sure you can, you did it just a week ago."

Joke: What age were pigs discovered in?

Joke: What do you call an honest piece of paper?

Joke: How do you get rid of an itch at home?