Funny Jokes

Joke: Why did the hipster burn his lips?

Joke: When does coffee taste like dirt?

Joke: How is the Pope like a Christmas tree?

Joke: A man explains to his girlfriend that his pants were especially made for dancing. She asks him, "Ballroom?"

He replies, "Not much."

Joke: A man and his wife are listening to a guy explain his religious beliefs saying, "Every time you die you are reincarnated as a different creature."

His wife replies, "I want to be a cow!"

The man says, "No, a different one."