Funny Jokes

Joke: Thomas was out of work with the flu for a couple of weeks. When he gets back to work his friend Joe asks him, "Hey, are you doing okay?"

Thomas replies, "It was the best!"

Joe replies, "What? Weren't you sick?"

"My wife truly loves me," Thomas explains,"Every time a delivery guy or the mailman came to the door she would run to the door yelling, 'My husband is home! My husband is home!'"

Joke: Why can't toilet paper go down the sidewalk?

Joke: Did you know that everybody has a photographic memory?

Joke: How did the bubblegum cross the road?

Joke: A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gives it to her.