Funny Jokes

Joke: Why do bankers eat alone?

Joke: What do you call it when a girl freaks out while on her period?

Joke: How do you know when your hallucinations are getting better?

Joke: Why did the pop can crusher retire?

Joke: A man's boat is going down in German waters. He radios for help. On the other end he hears, "Vat is vrong?!"

The man replies, "I'm sinking! I'm sinking!"

The radio shouts back, "Okay! Vat are you sinking about?"