51 ratings
3 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lego!
Lego who?
Lego to the movies!
25 ratings
4 saves
Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?
29 ratings
4 saves
Joke: A man walks up to a janitor and asks him, "Don't you ever get tired of cleaning."
The man, taken back, says, "Excuse me sir. I'll let you know I have children at Harvard, Yale, and MIT."
The other man replies, "Oh really? I'm sorry, what classes are they taking?"
The janitor replies, "Nah, they're janitors."
11 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What is cesium and iodine's favorite TV show?
44 ratings
5 saves
Joke: What did the egg say to the frying pan?
68 ratings
5 saves
Joke: A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"
The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male."
They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want HIV."