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Joke: A man takes a job as the cook on a ship just before a long voyage. He looks around the kitchen for a few hours and all he can find is potatoes in the shape of penises.
He finds the captain and asks him, "Captain, what's with all of the penis shaped potatoes? That's all I can find and I don't think I like it."
The captain looks at him sternly and says, "There's nothing you can do about it. This is a dictatorship!"
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Joke: What do you call a nun sleep walking?
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Joke: What's the best way for a massage therapist to get fired?
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Joke: What's the best way to fix a problem with pedophiles?
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jenny'd to open the door right now!