44 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Teacher: Johnny, what is the definition of infinity?
51 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I can say who!
I can say who who?
Do you always have to one up me?
6 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A kid is standing alone in the batter's box with a bat and a ball. He throws it up and swings at it, "Strike one!"
He throws it up again, "Strike two!"
He throws it up a third time, "Strike three! You're out!"
He grabs the ball and says, "Dang I'm a good pitcher!"
6 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A prisoner promises a female guard he will marry her if she helps him get out. It is an example of somebody using a proposition to end a sentence with.
22 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A man and his wife go to an art gallery and they come to a piece entitled 'Summer.' It is a painting of a naked woman with leaves covering her. The man's wife asks him "What do you think?"
He replies "I wish it was called Autumn."
10 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Fill up your pool! I wanna take a dip!