Joke: Why doesn't Cleopatra every use her cellphone?

Joke: I was wondering why the baseball kept getting closer and closer. Then it hit me.

Joke: Need an ark to save two of every animal?

Joke: A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

Joke: What is the worst way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving?

Joke: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?