Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who who who who who, how long do I have to do this? Who who who...

Joke: How does a wife know if her husband has a high sperm count?

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the police gave her a ticket for not having tinted windows.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Doughnuts was a basketball team.

Joke: Why didn't the teddy bear finish his supper?

Joke: While Mrs. Jones is cooking dinner she sees that the cookie jar is open and that it is wet and sticky. She goes to her husband and asks him about it. He says he has no idea. Then she walks into her son little Billy's room. She is shocked to see him eating cookies with condoms on his hands.

"Why do you have condoms on your hands!?" she asked him.

He looks at her and says, "I heard daddy on the phone. He said when he uses them you never catch him!"