18 ratings
3 saves
Joke: Tom and John are hanging out. Tom asks John, "It's fuckin' freezin' in here. Can you get me my fuckin' slippers?"
John goes upstairs to get the slippers and he comes across Tom's hot 21-year-old twin sisters. He tells them, "Your brother told me to have sex with both of you."
One of the sisters replies, "Prove it!"
John yells downstairs, "Tom! Both of them?!."
Tom yells back, "Of course! What's the point of fuckin' one?!."
7 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Yo mama's so dumb, she returned doughnuts because they had holes in them.
19 ratings
3 saves
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Joke: A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
12 ratings
7 saves
Joke: Two men, Tom and Joe, have loved baseball more than anything their entire lives. One day Tom says to Joe, "If you die before me, promise me you'll come back and tell me if there is baseball in Heaven."
Joe agrees and makes Tom promise the same thing. About a week later Tom dies.
One night Joe wakes up to somebody calling his name. Scared, he asks, "Who's there?"
Suddenly Tom appears and says, "Hi Joe. I'm coming here from Heaven. I've got some good news and some bad news. I'll give you the good news first, there is baseball in heaven!"
Joe gets very excited, but then he asks, "What's the bad news?"
Tom looks at him grimly and says, "I looked at the lineup and you're pitching tomorrow."
33 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!
26 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Why was the tomato blushing?