Joke: Can February march?

Joke: What did the foot say to his wife?

Joke: What do mathematicians do after a snow storm?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interruption snail.
Interrupting snail who?
*10 seconds pass*
Snail!

Joke: What is a sea monster's favorite snack?