Joke: Woman: Can I buy Viagra here?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Woman: Could you give it to me over the counter?
Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can.

Joke: A blonde woman brings a letter to the Post Office. The man examines the letter and says it will be $500, surprised she exclaims, "I don't have that much money... I'll do ANYTHING to contact my mother."

He has the blonde follow him into a back room. He unzips his pants and takes out his penis. She gets on her knees and brings it to her mouth and says, "Hello? Mom?"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I love that show.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, could you stop talking and open it?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and grab me something to drink.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!