Joke: Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

Joke: What did the egg say to the frying pan?

Joke: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Joke: Why did the golfer get thrown out of the scorer's tent?

Joke: What has 10 letters that starts with gas?

Joke: While Mrs. Jones is cooking dinner she sees that the cookie jar is open and that it is wet and sticky. She goes to her husband and asks him about it. He says he has no idea. Then she walks into her son little Billy's room. She is shocked to see him eating cookies with condoms on his hands.

"Why do you have condoms on your hands!?" she asked him.

He looks at her and says, "I heard daddy on the phone. He said when he uses them you never catch him!"