Joke: What is the formula for ice?

Joke: Why are chemists better at solving problems than physicists?

Joke: Which elements are the most religious?

Joke: A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink is. The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."

Joke: Why didn't Platinum fit in with Gold and Silver?

Joke: All of these chemistry jokes are so boron! We should throw them out and barium.