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Joke: Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.


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Joke: What compound don't you want your kid's report card to look like?


Punch line: Tetrafluoroethylene (C2F4, 2 C's and 4 F's).


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Joke: What do you get when you cross a pig with an dolphin?


Punch line: A visit from the Scientific Professional Ethics Committee and the immediate withdrawal of all of your research funding.


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Joke: Sticks and stones may broke your bones, but words can never hurt you... Unless those words are spoken by Chuck Norris, then they kill.


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Joke: Why did the kid wear swim trunks made of francium to the pool party?


Punch line: He was dressed to kill.


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Joke: Chuck Norris gets his cereal from the Home Depot.


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