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Joke: If you were french, why would you want a seal?


Punch line: Who doesn't want a good phoque! 'Phoque' means seal in french.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!


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Joke: A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after. A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor "Where is my baby?!"

The doctor replies "They are both fine, you have a beautiful boy and girl. Your husband went back to work and you were out so long that your brother named them."

The woman looked concerned "Oh no. What did he name them?"

"He named the girl Denise," The doctor replies.

The woman, relieved "Well that's not so bad. What about the boy?"

"Denephew."


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who who who who who, how long do I have to do this? Who who who...


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Queen
Queen who?
Queen yourself, I can smell you through the door.


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Joke: Customer: The new one I bought from you sucks more than the old one!
Customer service: I'm glad to hear you are satisfied with your new vacuum sir.


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