Joke: A man walks into his doctor's office with a carrot in his ear and a banana in his nose. He asks, "What's wrong doc?"

The doctor replies, "You're not eating right."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?! I've got a belly ache.

Joke: There are 4 types of orgasms: the Holy Orgasm, the Positive Orgasm, the Accidental Orgasm, and the Fake Orgasm.

The Holy Orgasm sounds like, "Oh God! Oh God!"

The Positive Orgasm sounds like, "Oh yes! Oh yes!"

The Accidental Orgasm sounds like, "Oh shit! Oh shit!"

The fake orgasm sounds like, "Oh *INSERT YOUR NAME HERE*!"

Joke: Chuck Norris runs on the treadmill until it gets tired.

Joke: What is the last thing a Tickle-Me-Elmo gets before he is sent to the stores?

Joke: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?