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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she made Weight Watcher's go blind.
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Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion tells her "Stay over there!"
Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when she goes to KFC she licks other people's fingers.
Joke: The only reason Charlie Sheen was ever winning was because Chuck Norris wasn't playing.
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Joke: Chuck Norris gave somebody a bone marrow transplant. Wolverine is very thankful.
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Joke: Chuck Norris played with LEGO's once as a kid. The Egyptians took credit for it.
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