Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lego!
Lego who?
Lego to the movies!

Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?

Joke: A man walks up to a janitor and asks him, "Don't you ever get tired of cleaning."

The man, taken back, says, "Excuse me sir. I'll let you know I have children at Harvard, Yale, and MIT."

The other man replies, "Oh really? I'm sorry, what classes are they taking?"

The janitor replies, "Nah, they're janitors."

Joke: What is cesium and iodine's favorite TV show?

Joke: What did the egg say to the frying pan?

Joke: A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"

The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male."

They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want HIV."