36 ratings
5 saves

Joke: There are 4 types of orgasms: the Holy Orgasm, the Positive Orgasm, the Accidental Orgasm, and the Fake Orgasm.

The Holy Orgasm sounds like, "Oh God! Oh God!"

The Positive Orgasm sounds like, "Oh yes! Oh yes!"

The Accidental Orgasm sounds like, "Oh shit! Oh shit!"

The fake orgasm sounds like, "Oh *INSERT YOUR NAME HERE*!"


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

51 ratings
2 saves

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?! I've got a belly ache.


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

18 ratings
1 saves

Joke: A man walks into his doctor's office with a carrot in his ear and a banana in his nose. He asks, "What's wrong doc?"

The doctor replies, "You're not eating right."


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

38 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she gets the mail animal control gets called.


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

48 ratings
5 saves

Joke: A blonde, a brunette, and a red headed mother are talking about their daughters. The brunette tells them, "I found cigarettes in my daughter's room, I can't believe she smokes!"

The read head said "I know, I found some beer in my daughter's room. I couldn't believe it!"

The blonde says "That's nothing! I found condoms in my daughter's room. I never knew she had a penis!"


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

78 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Woman: Can I buy Viagra here?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Woman: Could you give it to me over the counter?
Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can.


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+