12 ratings
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Joke: A woman goes to her lawyer and tells him, "I want to divorce my husband."
The lawyer says, "Do you have any grounds?"
She replies, "Yes, we have a few acres. But there's nothing valuable on it."
He says, "That's not what I meant, do you have a grudge?"
She replies, "Yes, that's where I park my car."
The lawyer becomes angry at this point, "Why do you want a divorce?!"
She replies, "We have trouble communicating."
7 ratings
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Joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Joke: Chuck Norris can kill you 5 times before you hit the ground.
4 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Why did the stoplight turn red?
27 ratings
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Joke: A mother and her son go to church and the son says "Mom, I have to go pee!"
The mom says "You shouldn't say that in church. From now on just say you have to whisper."
The next week when the boy's father takes him to church the boy says "Dad, I have to whisper."
The dad replies "Okay... Just whisper into my ear."
7 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What is the best way to kill a hipster?