Joke: What does 80-year-old pussy taste like?

Joke: Chuck Norris gave somebody a bone marrow transplant. Wolverine is very thankful.

Joke: Why is chemistry so complex?

Joke: Internet forms submit themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never submit.

Joke: A guy is going down on his girlfriend and says, "Man you have a big pussy! Man you have a big pussy!"

She snaps back, "Why'd you say it twice?"

He replies, "I didn't..."

Joke: Bullies shove nerds into lockers, Chuck Norris shoves bullies into nerds.